Life's a gamble and I lost the bet.
It's ya boy B Pellayyyy.
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AH, LAURA. I THOUGHT I MIGHT SEE YOU HERE. I’M ASSUMING YOU FOUND MY LITTLE GIFT.
BY “GIFT” OF COURSE, I MEAN “POOP” WHICH I LEFT IN YOUR SWEATER.
CLEAN MY LITTERBOX AND YOU MAY HAVE ACCESS TO THIS MACHINE. FAIL TO CLEAN MY LITTERBOX AND YOU WILL ONLY HAVE ACCESS TO “GIFTS” FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE.
GO ON. LEAVE THE SWEATER. I WILL WAIT.
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Minority Unit | So Be it
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bitch
PRODUCT OF WASTE SIGNS TO FAST BREAK! ENTERTAINMENT.
20 song LP due out in early 2012.
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